Something has been bothering me for quite a while now and I'm afraid I can no longer keep it to myself.
The goddamn TV Weather Forecast.
Why the hell do people still pay any attention to it? Can they not see that it's absolute bullshit? Predicting the weather is a total crapshoot at best. I don't care how state-of-the-art the Weather Bureau thinks their methods are, what it really comes down to is the following two possible outcomes:
Either stuff is going to fall out of the sky, or it isn't.
And you know what? Those bastards down at the Weather Bureau can't even tell you for sure which of those it's going to be. They've pretty much got a fifty/fifty chance of getting their prediction right and they don't even have the balls to make a firm statement one way or the other. It's always "possible showers" or "a chance of rain". What the fuck? I could have told you that. There's always a chance of rain, for fuck's sake - it's either going to rain or